Times - they have surely changed!

This came to me as a forward! Couldn't resist posting it here :)

25 years ago...

• A program was ... a television show
• An application was ... for employment
• Windows were..... something u hated to clean
• A cursor ... used profanity
• A keyboard was ...a piano
• Memory was..... something u lost with age
• A CD was... a bank account
• If u unzipped in public u went to jail
• Compress was something u did to garbage
• A hard drive was a long trip on the road
• Log on was adding wood to fire
• A backup happened to your toilet
• A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
• Cut.. u did with scissors
• Paste.. u did with glue
• A web was a spiders home
• A Monitor was some one who used to keep watch on classmates in absence of teacher orA Monitor was class (School's)representative
• A Desktop was desk's top surface.
• And a virus was the flu!!

...... Times have surely changed!